[ACTION-PACKED] (Also helmet-mounted video feed)
[Excel is running amuck in something akin to this but with less exposed skin and the helmet ON, though it's still green/teal. Of course, her braid is still sticking out from underneath it, but that's mostly for identification purposes. Prone to pride-fueled bloodlust as our dubious heroine is, she ( Read more... )

[Accidental Voice Post]
[Excel can be heard talking to herself]

-er gone, I'm out one emergency ration. ... I guess it doesn't matter, but I still can't help but... Hn. I guess they need her more than I do, anyway. Doesn't make me like it any better.... Alright, so today's... Wednesday, right? Okay, so I'm working until noon at Seventh Heaven... ( Read more... )

Hey, would it count if I just buy the sugar? I mean, technically, my greatest and most long-standing animosity has always been with the forces of economic oppression and unreasonable store prices. So I pretty much have to get my supplies from my greatest enemy every day anyway, right?

Besides, I don't have any enemies in the City. I've been ( Read more... )

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Let's get some things straight.

I am NOT a terrorist. I'm not evil, I'm not a bad guy, I'm not a villain.

And I'm not a cheapskate, either!

... I'm knocking off early today, Boss.

Usually I don't listen to figments of my imagination, but some of those things he said... I wonder how much of it was true...

I'm actually a member of a secret organization trying to take over the corrupt world for the betterment of mankind. There's only four of us, five if you count the dog, but we're making good headway, since we're starting with our sights small, and just trying to conquer the city first. I've been through a lot trying to achieve these goals, sure. I' ( Read more... )

ATTENTION ASSORTED MEMBERS OF THE IGNORANT MASSES!

You are now under the dominion of the Organization for the Promotion of the Institutionalization of the [Supreme Ideological] Ideal [on Earth]!

Resistance is futile! Remember, we're here to help!

.......... Oh, yeah, as a side note, anybody not from Earth............ Eh.... Well, I guess you're ( Read more... )